Evidently, I am lightning.


You Are Lightning


Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you’re capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing

This is incorrect in one respect. I do not engage in random violence.

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18 comments

  1. Evidently, we are all lightning.

    I can’t get it to give me any other kind of weather, even with the least lightning-like characteristics I can think of. Even if I leave it blank. Lots of the other “personality tests” on the site seem to care about input just as little or even less.

  2. I AM SPARTACUS

    Personality tests? Next thing you know Eric will have a MySpace account. Find something to hack, man.

  3. This is off topic but would you consider writing a sex entry in your blog talking about the “Money Shot”

    it really does puzzle me. among other categories of porn this is permeating all. whether it is hardcore with midjets or group sex with swedish actresses everyone insists on cumming on the face of the actresses. there is also a category for “inside shot” crempie it is called.

    i understand that it is a natural resolution to any normal sex act but why face? is it “feeding” behaviour? the role of a provider satisfied? why face?

  4. This page is broken with my Firefox 1.5 run on Ubuntu Linux (Breezy) distro. But it works with Windows.

    Can you do something to fix it? Or is it simply the fault of Firefox or Ubuntu?

    What it show is:

    Evidently, I am lightning.

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    8 Responses to “Evidently, I am lightning.”

    1. Jeff Read Says:
    January 29th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
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    January 30th, 2006 at 12:13 am
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    5. David McCabe Says:
    January 30th, 2006 at 2:47 am
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    6. user Says:
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    7. Lemi4 aka. fERDI:) Says:
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    8. WildMonk Says:
    January 30th, 2006 at 9:36 am
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  5. Eric, I think you oughta do a blog post on the clash of civilizations that is unfolding in Denmark right now. What started as a smallish joke has become a major national crisis as the entire Middle East, pretty much, is boycotting Danish products. We’re talking billions lost. Not to mention death threats against Danish citizens.

    At least the Danish PM did the right thing and refused to budge to their demands… “We have freedom of speech in Denmark” was all he said :)

  6. I appear to be lost; I was looking for the Armed and Dangerous blog, but I seem to have wondered into Livejournal territory.

  7. What Daniel said.

    MySpace has good music? No, my friend. MySpace is where the obnoxious high schoolers spend all their free time. The more obnoxious the high schooler, the more she loves MySpace.

  8. Apparently I’m a thunderstorm; I find swimming and skydiving to be equally desirable activities, and when I chose the former it said I was rain, but when I chose the latter (leaving everything else unchanged) it switched to lightning.

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