{"id":95,"date":"2002-12-17T16:25:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-17T21:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=95"},"modified":"2002-12-17T16:25:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-17T21:25:00","slug":"some-christmas-cheer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"Some Christmas cheer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some deeply warped Christmas humor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.asmallvictory.net\/hhhs\/\">here<\/a> .  Now,<br \/>\n<em>this<\/em> Santa might get me the presents I really want.  Like,<br \/>\nsay, a custom-tuned Baer .45 semiauto.  Or Liv Tyler, fetchingly<br \/>\nattired in nothing but a pair of Arwen ears.<\/p>\n<p>I actually did get a really peculiar Christmas present from a<br \/>\nstranger this morning.  It was a gourmet frying pan with a<br \/>\nTux-the-Linux-Penguin on it.  And<br \/>\n an earnest cover letter explaining that it is #8 of a special limited<br \/>\nedition of 1024.  Made by a German cookwares company that has<br \/>\ngotten good service out of Linux and decided to commemmorate<br \/>\nthe fact.<\/p>\n<p>Odd&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some deeply warped Christmas humor here . Now, this Santa might get me the presents I really want. Like, say, a custom-tuned Baer .45 semiauto. Or Liv Tyler, fetchingly attired in nothing but a pair of Arwen ears. I actually did get a really peculiar Christmas present from a stranger this morning. It was a&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/?p=95\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Some Christmas cheer<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}