{"id":4741,"date":"2012-12-21T15:35:29","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T20:35:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/?p=4741"},"modified":"2014-03-09T21:39:56","modified_gmt":"2014-03-10T01:39:56","slug":"robotfindskitten-the-mayan-apocalypse-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/?p=4741","title":{"rendered":"robotfindskitten &#8211; the Mayan Apocalypse Edition!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s very special non-world-ending software release, triggered if not originated from here at Eric Conspiracy Secret Laboratories is the amazing Zen simulation, Robot Finds Kitten.  I bow in respect before Leonard Richardson and the other giants of kitten-finding history and am humbly proud to be counted among the select few who have contributed to this monumental, er, monument.<\/p>\n<p>Get yer hot fresh tarball <a href=\"http:\/\/sourceforge.net\/projects\/rfk\/files\/robotfindskitten-POSIX\/mayan_apocalypse_edition\/robotfindskitten-2.7182818.701.tar.gz\">right here<\/a>. It will improve your sex life, clear up your financial problems, cure your acne, and make you as a god among men. Would I lie?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s very special non-world-ending software release, triggered if not originated from here at Eric Conspiracy Secret Laboratories is the amazing Zen simulation, Robot Finds Kitten. I bow in respect before Leonard Richardson and the other giants of kitten-finding history and am humbly proud to be counted among the select few who have contributed to this&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/?p=4741\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">robotfindskitten &#8211; the Mayan Apocalypse Edition!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,12,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hacker-culture","category-new-on-my-website","category-software","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4741"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4742,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4741\/revisions\/4742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}