{"id":258,"date":"2006-02-04T01:16:03","date_gmt":"2006-02-04T06:16:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/?p=258"},"modified":"2006-02-04T01:17:09","modified_gmt":"2006-02-04T06:17:09","slug":"all-she-needs-is-a-lab-coat-and-a-fright-wig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/?p=258","title":{"rendered":"All she needs is a lab coat and a fright wig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They laughed at me when that bitch Monica rug-burned<br \/>\nher knees in the Oval Office.  They laughed at my universal health<br \/>\ncare plan.  They laughed when I told them of my conversations with<br \/>\nEleanor Roosevelt&#8217;s ghost &mdash; they said I was mad.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"center\" src=\"http:\/\/us.news3.yimg.com\/us.i2.yimg.com\/p\/rids\/20060201\/i\/r469963390.jpg?x=380&#038;y=273&#038;sig=g6yY6Ev4XhNoAq.uQvvwLg--\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Mad, am I?  I&#8217;ll show them mad&#8230;soon, I&#8217;ll unleash my<br \/>\nmainstream-media minions and deploy my orbital mind-control lasers on<br \/>\nanyone they don&#8217;t successfully brainwash for me.  Everyone will learn<br \/>\nto rue the day they ever laughed at me.  I&#8217;ll seize <em>the very White<br \/>\nHouse itself<\/em> and dictate my terms to a trembling world!<br \/>\n<em>Bwahahahahaha!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They laughed at me when that bitch Monica rug-burned her knees in the Oval Office. They laughed at my universal health care plan. They laughed when I told them of my conversations with Eleanor Roosevelt&#8217;s ghost &mdash; they said I was mad. Mad, am I? I&#8217;ll show them mad&#8230;soon, I&#8217;ll unleash my mainstream-media minions and&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/?p=258\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">All she needs is a lab coat and a fright wig<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}